![]() So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?Ībbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.Ĭostello: I don't even know what I'm talking about!Ĭostello: Is to throw the ball to first base.Ĭostello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?Ĭostello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?Ĭostello: You don't want to tell me today?Ĭostello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?Ĭostello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?Ĭostello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.Ĭostello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.Ĭostello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.Ĭostello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?Ĭostello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.Ĭostello: I'm not asking you who's on second.Ībbott: Well, don't change the players around.Ĭostello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?Ĭostello: What's the guy's name on first base?Ībbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.Ĭostello: Now how did I get on third base?Ĭostello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?Ĭostello: There I go, back on third again!Ĭostello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.Ībbott: All right, what do you want to know?Ībbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?Ībbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.Ĭostello: Then tell me who's playing left field.Ĭostello: I'm not. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.Ĭostello: That's what I want to find out.Ībbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.Ĭostello: And you don't know the fellows' names?Ĭostello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?Ĭostello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.Ībbott: He does, every dollar. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.Ībbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.Ībbott: Strange names, pet names.like Dizzy Dean.Ībbott: Goofé Dean. ![]() ![]() You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.Ĭostello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.Ĭostello: Well you know I've never met the guys. Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you.
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